for the record

Life with a sore knee in a house with 3 stories is a pain in the arse.

Julian McGauran is one of the largest fuckheads in the universe.
(summary for those uninclined to bugmenot to read the article - after first dragging a late-term abortion case into the public sphere, the erstwhile Senator for 19th Century Values has repeatedly "accidently" revealed the name of the woman involved. If there's any justice in the world, he will cop a large fine for the privacy breach and be shunned by all sentient beings)

And Julia sums up the press role w.r.t. the current US political system:

Get real, kids. You thought you were partners. You were tools. The current administration used you like a condom, and they're disposing of you in the time-honored way in which condoms are disposed of.

open office impress

So I'm hoping that someone out there knows the answer to this, because I'm stuffed if I can figure it out, or find the information with google.

Using OpenOffice Impress (the presentation software) how the hell do I get bullet points on a slide to come up one at a time? This is driving me insane. The help documents are spectacularly useless.