Feb. 20th, 2006

a note...

Feb. 20th, 2006 02:57 pm
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Today I found a note from my liver.


Dear Anthony,

That's it, I can't take the abuse any more. I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the kidneys.


It was accompanied by a set of bloody little footprints from my torso across the bed and down the stairs. It looks like it didn't make it to the front door before the cats brought it down - that'll learn it. Hear that, other organs? So perish all traitors!

Anyone know how long it takes for the liver to grow back?

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