full of win

First I locked myself out of the house this morning. Win. Now I can't find my phone. It's either fallen out of my pocket at work (god I hope so) or else it's fallen out of my pocket on the way home, in which case I'm out one phone. Again. Already killed one phone this year, I'm really hoping I've not lost a second.

Fuckity fuck.

update: forgot to mention that it's going straight to voicemail. which suggests someone's found it and turned it off. which suggests nothing good.