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Downer gets pwn3d. By a school kid.

via ms fits

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This ABC news story missed a few words. I've added them back in.

Prime Minister John Howard has launched a free DVD aimed at helping heterosexual parents raise their young children.
Mr Howard says the DVD will be distributed free of charge to the heterosexual parents of every newborn child from October.
He says $2.7 million will be spent on distributing the DVD, which aims to teach the essentials of raising white, christian children.
Mr Howard says the DVD will focus on "the absolutely irreplaceable values of providing a secure and loving heterosexual environment for every child that is born into this world".
"The DVD tackles the tough times in ways that are credible to heterosexual parents," he said.
"It doesn't diminsh how difficult it is and how sometimes distressing and alone it can be."

Gosh. You think the DVD might have John Howard on it? I mean, surely they wouldn't distribute something like this just before the election as a piece of cheap campaign material paid for the taxpayer.