sunday morning grrrr.

FULL-TIME chaplains would be installed in government schools to lift religious standards and provide mentoring for students under a plan backed by the federal Education Minister.

.... tourette's syndrome... rising.... rising.... rising....

Education Minister Julie Bishop strongly supports the idea, but the Victorian Education Union has described it as "sickening".

Ms Bishop said parents were "looking for choice in the education and values taught to their children".

"This proposal is consistent with the national framework for values education in the Australian schools program currently being implemented across the country and while some states do have chaplaincy programs in place, it is definitely worth considering a national approach," Ms Bishop said.

Arrrrggghhhhh. You stupid FUCKS. If you want to teach "values", how about teaching them things like, ooo, I don't know - how about IT'S WRONG TO LIE? (Downer, Howard, Reith, Vaile, Ruddock). Or it's wrong to lock up someone without trial in a Cuban hellhole for years? Or that it's wrong to attack the weak and vulnerable in society? I believe that some guy called Jesus had stuff to say about that, even.

Noooo. The problem is that kids aren't indoctrinated in a belief in a preferred invisible superfriend at school. Right.

I wonder if these fuckheads would be ok if a school wanted to appoint a moderate Muslim cleric? Or is it a Protestant-only thing?

Thanks, if that is the word, to fooishbar for pointing this out.