overheard at a bookshop this evening
There's a gigantic pile of DaVinci Code books being unpacked on the counter.
me: Surely anyone who was likely to buy that thing would have bought it already?
guy behind counter: Beats me. I know that it offends me.
me: Because you're a Christian?
guy: No, because I'm a fan of writing.
me: Surely anyone who was likely to buy that thing would have bought it already?
guy behind counter: Beats me. I know that it offends me.
me: Because you're a Christian?
guy: No, because I'm a fan of writing.