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Via Brett, this little doozy:

PPT97: PowerPoint Centimeters Different from Actual Centimeters


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Microsoft PowerPoint uses an invisible grid. The grid's conversion ratio from inches to centimeters is:

    1 in = 2.4 cm

This is different from the accepted standard conversion ratio from inches to centimeters, which is:

    1 in = 2.54 cm

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