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From John Birmingham's blog: Less than one hundred things about me

52. I once read that some Chinese guy said if you stand by the banks of the river long enough the severed heads of your enemies will float past.

53. This is one of my most treasured beliefs.

54. It worries Annie, my publicist.

55. Nazis came looking for me once, to beat the crap out of me. But I was too smart for them.

56. Stupid Nazis.

57. Think I’ll just stand here by the riverbank a while and wait for ‘em.