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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To NEVER tell a human that

The world is really ruled by CATS!

"the internet is for porn"

Take a song from Avenue Q, mix in a little World of Warcraft, and you get this:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645&q=evilhoof

worksafe, unless your workplace is utterly utterly humourless.