Oct. 5th, 2005

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Amanda has some bitter comments about a proposed Indiana law making it a felony for unmarried women to get pregnant without first getting a "Gestational Certificate" allowing them to breed. I think the problem here is that it doesn't go far enough - there should also be a written test. Example questions below:

Vaginas are

  • a) For pleasuring my man
  • b) For making the babies
  • c) For fun
  • d) A polite term for Indiana Republicans


Children are

  • A blessing from Jeeeeee-sus
  • A little bundle of joy
  • Fun to play with so long as you can give them back
  • A fatty source of meat


Feel free to suggest your own...

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