gestational certificates
Oct. 5th, 2005 01:59 pmAmanda has some bitter comments about a proposed Indiana law making it a felony for unmarried women to get pregnant without first getting a "Gestational Certificate" allowing them to breed. I think the problem here is that it doesn't go far enough - there should also be a written test. Example questions below:
Vaginas are
Children are
Feel free to suggest your own...
Vaginas are
- a) For pleasuring my man
- b) For making the babies
- c) For fun
- d) A polite term for Indiana Republicans
Children are
- A blessing from Jeeeeee-sus
- A little bundle of joy
- Fun to play with so long as you can give them back
- A fatty source of meat
Feel free to suggest your own...